March 2012
1 post
February 2012
28 posts
b: i'm trying to find people that i wanna meet.
s: i feel like i've already met everyone that i want to meet. i feel like i'm already friends with what i consider to be the more attractive emory community.
b: your friend group is lacking in girls...
s: yeah, i don't really hang out with girls. i get along with guys much better.
b: you're not contributing to the group.
s: i AM the contribution.
b: hahahahahahaha
512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you...
s: oh my god. you're so dressed up today! are you wearing a sweater or a cardigan?
sc: i don't even know what that is.
s: does your sweater have buttons on it?
sc: HELLLLLLL NO.
s: hahahahahahaha sweater.
“the biggest devil is me. i’m either my best friend or my worst enemy.”
– whitney
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1 tag
s: wait i like him! he was nice!
sc: you liked him because he does things for you.
s: ... isn't that why you like people? hahahahaha
sc: there is a special place in hell for you.
January 2012
26 posts
friday morns
p: so i blacked out last night. i'm still drunk.
s: pat, you're crawling.
p: it's the safest mode of transportation right now.
love
p: so i've drained the state of RI i believe.
s: all 10 of y'all?!
p: i was checking someone out yesterday and i was like shit. i think you may be 17... this is bad.
s: well. expand to my state.
p: ahahaha i'm at the point in this dry spell that i'm like "moving? check! human? check. no large facial deformities? LETS GO!"
s: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
p: these are desperate times
