February 2010
8 posts
(508):
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
(804):
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
January 2010
16 posts
i wish he acknowledged me like he used to. i just get flat out ignored now.
I want
so much right now. mentally, physically. whatever.
but mainly a Polo Ralph Lauren Emory jacket. fuckyes.
T: so who do you love more, me or susan?
E: ... i love susan, but i'd sleep with tommy.
J: But think about it, L, if some guy was like SUPER hot and he pulled out this magnum condom, i'd be like OH DAMN like get that away from me.
L: it's... it's intimidating. i mean i'm a smallllll girl.
hahahahaha
s: i'd be morbidly obese if that ever happened to me.
m: i'd go to the gym with my hubby everyday... not because i want to be in shape, but because i would want HIM to stay in shape.
s: hahahahaha
m: i think it's a good plan. i don't become obese, and my hot mancake stays sexysexy.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(501): instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his “straight’ fraternity brothers number… pike house will be interesting tonight
(250): she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
(608): Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
(904): So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a...
