January 2011
19 posts
goddammit, i don’t know how i feel about thisss.
s: in europe, is the general rule that girls cover their butts when they wear leggings?
e: ye............... no.
s: hahaha that was a long hesitation!
e: sorry, i was trying to picture girls' asses in my mind and i realized the answer was no.
s: hahahaha damn must have had to go through a lot of asses, huh?
e: not reallyyy... in europe, when girls go out, they usually wear leggings and heels and glamour tops.
s: so girls don't usually cover their butts?
e: no. you should try it sometime.
sam: sooo fucked up. Holy balls i'm dying.
suz: hahahahaha iloveyouuu!
sam: Haha the world is spinning. I'm so drunk.Fuck MEEEEEEEEEEE
suz: i'm sure you could find someone to...
sam: haha wowww Susan!
overheard while doing laundry
suz: wait, if i'm washing my white sheets with my pink snuggie, what setting should i use so i don't end up with pink sheets?
sam: well, it's just the difference between hot or cold water.
suz: so, which do i use?
sam: just do whites.
suz: but i don't want the color to bleed! i don't want pink sheets!
sam: well, whatever! that's better than what's currently on your sheets!
random girl in laundry room: ....
suz: SAM THAT SOUNDED SO BAD THINK OF WHAT THAT RANDOM GIRL MUST THINK NOW.
sam: ... dammit she thinks i just shot a load into your sheets. I MEANT THE FRUIT FLIES.
suz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
adventurous snow days
1. trying to go to krogers with s on sunday night when it started snowing. his car fishtailing 3 times. the snow coming down so hard his windows were blacked out in 10 min. abandoning his pretty BMW in a random lot and walking a mile back to woodruff.
2. drunk fights in the snow. kt going hail mary on everyone in the snow. european boy in a $3000 burberry trench dumping recycling bins of snow on...
he drives a silver Audi A6.
what the fuck. please get more perfect.
m: i'm sorry if we have sex tonight. i'm sorry for the noises.
d: ... ohmygod. i just realized that if they have sex tonight, it's going to be angry makeup sex.
i believe in having beautiful things when you’re still young and gorgeous.
things i love waking up to
1. people telling me much-sought after classes are open. NO, REALLY. it’s kindof fantastic. [holy shit just got developmental with corces]
2. apology calls for previous drunk texting. followed up by “okay, well i just called to wish you a good day!”
a: i'm actually pretty boss. like everything else i do...
s: hey is it ever hard to see when your head's that big?
a: nope but sometimes its hard when my dicks so big. boom.
s: okay, fivedollafootlong.
a: wanna see for yourself?
s: ...
a: i'm sorry, that was inappropriate and i'll just let that play itself out in a week. :P
11 resolutions for '11
1. LOSE 15 LBS. ahaha so generic. eat less fried things, exercise at least 3x a week! that’s doable.
2. shoot for AT LEAST 3.7’s these next 2 semesters. this means ACTUALLY studying on weekdays. go to the library after classes! this last second cramming stressed mess thing isn’t working.
3. be really really involved in 3 new extracurrics. pipeline!...