April 2012
31 posts
March 2012
31 posts
“If I had ovaries, I’d put them to such good use. I would never let a...”
– Patrick
SB2012
i had an amazing spring break that i didn’t expect anything from. hearing stories from people at other schools, i’m so lucky to have found amazing people at emory.
first time shooting a gun.
first paint party.
first time jetskiing.
i’ll never forget those few days.
s: i understand that you’re tired; i really do,
but my dear friend alexis has been waiting to meet you.
no one’s on campus, you see, it’s spring break
but we have tequila and margaritas to make.
i don’t know how to operate the blender; oh damn!
but it’s calling your name, “Sam, Sam, SAM!!!”
so you could come to us, or i could come and get you,
for it’s Pi day, bitch, so act a foo’.
sc: clever you are, clever indeed.
i wish i could come, but i can’t concede.
exhausted in bed, myself i do find.
please forgive me, i know you are kind.
s: we’re so downtrodden, and you so well spoken.
but alexis and i truly are smokin’.
even brad came through; you ought to be ashamed.
“You have no friends!” Alexis proclaimed!
fuck Asians, get money. →
“‘Newly married couples formed between an Asian husband and a white wife… have the highest combined earnings among all newlyweds, with combined (median) annual earnings of $71,800. The second-highest earnings are for couples in which the husband is white and the wife is Asian; their combined earnings are nearly $71,000. Newlywed couples whose husband and wife are both Asian...
